Mumbai traffic brings out the writer in me!

For some ,the serene river or the waves on the beach or scenic mountains bring out the poets/writers in them....And for someone not so fortunate like yours truly it was Andheri traffic. The definitions of certain traffic terms for a Mumbaikar:- Pedestrian:2 legged creature who has one foot on the main road and the other on...Divider & always on the lookout for gaps between vehicles. Highway:an empty stretch of 20meters where vehicles accelerate to a speed of 180kmph only to end in a screeching brake the next second. Cars:4 wheeled vehicles that need release of brakes & clutch to run & who's mileage is calculated in "Honks/km". Bikes:Serpent like vehicles meant to sometimes tickle & more likely scratch & bruise the pedestrians & cars alike. BEST buses:10 foot wide mammoth on a 11 foot wide road fulfilling your lungs annual quota of toxic gases in a day if you are anywhere near it. Auto Rickshaws:A 3WMD(3 wheeler of mass destruction) with 50 cc engine perennially on a Nitro boost(Whether stationary or in motion) invented only to be cursed by all vehicles that passby it.