A Tete-a-tete from OT: Guest Interviewer:- Mr AK

Its 11 am …I am sitting here in my office getting completely bored and that reminded me that I need to get my blog up and running…So, heres whats in store….My fellow intern, “Mr Anandkumar Gunasekaran and much more” has agreed to be my partner in crime and together we will be having a rendezvous…Some background about Mr AK: A perfect Tam bram from Chennai,a dream guy for any woman, hes pursuing his MBA from a reputed college down south (He doesn’t want to reveal his institute’s name and tarnish its image though he’s ready to reveal his own identity….What a man!!!) and that makes him even more desirable!! This btw is LIVE and IMPROMPTU and am already facing resistance from the interviewee…The purpose of this tete-a-tete is for the viewers to know more about Mr AK , the man of the moment and also his and mine fellow interns! Here we go….. For reference, RS is me, the interviewer and AK is the interviewee!!

RS: Hi Anandaa!! Epdii Irkaai? (showing off my ltd tamil knowledge)..Hows your stay been in Mumbai so far man?
AK: Kudiyum, kuduthanumaga irukken. ( with lot of drinks and women)
RS: Ahaaa…I heard you spent lots of money on drinks….did u spend on girls as well or u got them for freee, u STUD?
AK: Spent very little actually, about 3000 – 4000 for a week only on drinks. Girls extra…………
RS: Interesting!! So, whats the thing you will miss the most about Mumbai and then OT?
AK: The only thing I will miss from Mumbai is Dance bars. I will miss AC room, no work, cricket game and lots from OT
RS: Wont you miss ML?
AK: She will be missed most by Richy and Avinash than me ;)
RS: Describe a little about your travel from Seawoods to Andheri? What motivates you to travel 2.5 hours every morning to come to OT?
AK: There is 19 stations between seawood to Andheri, but I have never seen more than 2 stations. The first and only thing I do is to get a seat and doze off immediately. I like the way Mumbai people get in the train, it’s like a massage in the morning. The way they behave in 2nd class and 1st class is so different. In 1st class 4 persons sit in a row, but in 1st class they suddenly get sophisticated and only 3 sits in a row. I never really understand the logic.
RS: Haha! But you still haven’t answered the 2nd part…MOTIVATION???!!!5 HOURS of travel is no joke!!!What draws you to OT soo much 
AK: Drinking is more fun if you are tired at the end of the day…Work doesn’t tire me, so the only way to tire myself is by travelling so much!! Also I want to see the day my mentors are actually working… Hope to see that phenomenon brings me here everyday!!!
RS: Alright Anand…The final question (I can see he’s getting bored now)…How have the fellow interns been? Did you enjoy their company (including me)? Who will you miss the most?
AK: Lets go according to the seating arrangement. So, Avinash first. To be frank, I haven’t seen a single day when his computer has been switched on for work purpose. Hes working really hard to clear FRM and not get a PPO….Hope it doesn’t happen the other way around!! If Mummy’s Kitchen (resto nearby) were a listed company on BSE, Avinash was sure to receive heavy dividends from it(maybe also because he would be the only investor!!!)
Ankit is a High achiever, as he has finished reading 4 novels. His calls to the IT managers are funniest and he keeps asking me for tips…Thanks to me he has got 2 appointments and doesn’t seem likely that he will get any more!
Hemanth is a Very sincere guy who was last seen working on 13th April (2nd day of Internship) and after that he’s hardly to be seen in office!
Amiyesh….Where is he man?!! He actually was the most hard working guy but he too isn’t turning up since 2 days!! Maybe client call…but whatever it is, without doubt, the most sincere and the only guy who deserves a PPO…but to think of it…maybe not…would be a curse in disguise! But he wont be a good fit for OT, as they seem to hire only people who are lazy and hate working!
Ronak’s got the best job in here, blogging, orkuting, twitting and so on….but may be its worst job, what can he write about the company that doesn’t have anything to write about. The best part of him is he brings the chenna, groundnuts to office, for which there will be fight to eat. Since he doesn’t have any work, he keeps writing some craps, this interview is also a part of it to kill his time.
Suma is the only lady among the lads, she fits in perfectly in the example of “Rotten Eggs”…The only one to give a tough competition to Amiyesh, she too seems to have given up on this Company thanks to the lads esp Richy – The Badmaash Company!!!
Richy is the hero of this pot boiler..His day starts at 1pm when he joins us straight for lunch, checks his stock portfolio till 3:30 and then if mood permits, he makes some calls to his friends on pretext of working and yes, first to leave the office at 4:30!!
Aditya is a Perfect foil for Richy…be it coming to office at 12pm or checking NSE/BSE!! At times they both collaborate too and trust me, in few months time, I am sure they can beat OT’s profits too (which btw isn’t too much anyways!!!)
Sharaque…The man with the “Games PC” …He occupies the hottest seat though hes hardly seen there…He’s driven out as soon as he tries to sit, not that he minds!
Prasad…The man who joined 2 weeks later and was envied by all as he got to sit amongst the girls of HR dept…but that envy lasted precisely for 30 mins….seeing those HR ladies, we pitied him and continue to do so!! Hes the latest one to become a Cricket fanatic in the basement!
RS: Wow AK! That was awesome! For all the readers, AK is the ever smiling, hard working bugger who keeps writing documents after documents even though he knows that ultimately they are going to land up just at one place: Recycle Bin!!!

That’s a good 1 hour of time pass!! Time to sign off….Keep reading!!